What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?
15.06.2025 08:59
Well the other day she came into my shop asking for the usual discount and mentioned that she had tickets for the wimbledon Tennis final but couldn’t go.
She said, “Oh no I can’t give you our tickets, if we can’t go, well we don’t go - it is just not done to give away final tickets.”
My mother said to me “ Why didn’t you speak to me about this before”
What habits do happy couples have?
Well I slept with the president of the Lawn tennis Association year ago, I think he may have remembered!!
“Oh come off it mum what would be the point?”
“Mum why is my sister such a bitch!”
Can people who have never met you tell if you are a covert narcissist?
About 30 years back, I was speaking with my mother.
So I said to my sister “ You mean to say that that you leave two empty seats rather than give them to your brother” I replied in astonishment. - “Well yes thats how it works in our circle!” responded my sister.
What! how could you do that?
Do you know what she said mum?
What on earth has brought this on, said my mother?
Well son “ I think I might have got you some tickets”
Oh I said, can my wife have them she would give her right arm to see a Wimbledon tennis final?
What do you mean son?
True - how I loved my mum!
What makes you feel guilty the most?
Well she is so snotty, O.K. she may have married a bit of money, I don’t know but she feels she is above everybody else.